Henry’s Blog

First there was Stuff On My Cat, now there’s Cats That Looks Like Hitlers, or Kitlers. Keep those cat photos coming.

It’s been quite a week for crazy Christmas sites. First stop, check out Chewie singing. While that’s playing you might enjoy an interactive Christmas light display with 26,000 lights that can be controlled via a web browser. From the just plain wierd department it’s Santarchy. Be careful out there.

Speaking of furry Christmas, help a furry Maine Coon find a good home.

Every few years the infamous exploding whale video comes up again, this time courtesy of Jeff. If you’ve never seen it, sit right back and you’ll hear a tail of a whale, a beach, and some misplaced explosives. If you’ve seen it before, it just never gets old.

So, this tissue walks into a bar.

Bartender says, “Can I pour you a drink?”

Tissue says, “Heck no, it’ll go right through me!”

Bartender says, “Well, you don’t have to get all snotty about it.”

It’s almost time to put up the tree and the lights. Each Christmas we get out National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation and watch Clark Griswald get up on the roof with his 25000 imported Italian twinkle lights. I dream of doing that one day. Someone else whose got the same idea… enjoy!

The doorbell rang, and the lady of the house discovered a workman, complete with tool chest, on the front porch.

“Madam,” he announced, “I’m the piano tuner.”

The lady exclaimed, “Why, I didn’t send for a piano tuner.”

The man replied, “I know, but your neighbors did.”

A couple of funny movies over here.

How do lumber truck drivers differ from every other type?

They have to be board certified.

A cowboy walks up to his cowboy friends with a dachshund on a leash. “What’s with the dog?” asks one cowboy. “Well,” says the first cowboy, “I finally gave in to that voice in my head saying ‘get a long little doggie’.”

Leave it to The Onion to take war reporting to a whole new level. On a recent movie outing (to see the wonderful March of the Penguins), Sara and I came across a disturbing report from General Bonkers about the War on String.

Battle on my furry friends.